A hierarchy of beards

This folks, is what seperates the men from the boys. A carefully sculpted (or unsculpted) beard is a definitive way to gain respect among other facial hair enthusiasts, and or just to establish your status among the woodsman. This is no longer a trend. More and more, you are seeing the brilliant minds of the past and present, look at Allen Ginsburg, Jim Morrison, and the most recent addition to the league of beard growing champions, Joequin Phoenix. A possible explanation is that they are using this full facial fur to help soften the worries and woes of the day. Ok, maybe that's a little too figurative. Maybe these guys just dont give a fuck. But who cares? It's brilliant. Be brilliant, grow a beard (and refer to the chart to assess the proper shape and size for you). Check out the link, here: http://static.manolith.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/beardposter_lg1.jpg